Ok, maybe I am easily amused. But thanks to Derek at GLOBALLY BOUNDLESS (www.globallyboundless.com) I now know how to properly use the Transform tool in Illustrator! Yay, and yay! This tool allows you to line things up very precisely, which is what we Duckwranglers love to see!
Thanks to Lorena and her team, I should have lots of nice new brochures to hand out soon. Woot!